If you don't like what I am about to say then don't read it!!

There are African Americans, Mexican Americans, Asian Americans, Arab Americans, Native Americans, etc. And then there are just Americans. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction. You call me white boy, cracker, honkey, whitey, caveman, and that is ok. But when I call you ni**er, kike, towel head, sand-ni**er, camel jockey, beaner, gook, or chink, you call me a racist. You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live? You have the United Negro College Fund, Hispanic History month, Martin Luther King day, Asian History month, Black history month, Cesar Chavez day, Yom Hashoah, Kawanza, the NAACP, and BET. If we had WET (White Entertainment Television) we would be racists. If we had a white pride day you would call us racists. If we had white history month, we would be racists. If we had any organization for only whites, to "advance" our lives, we would be racists. We have a Hispanic Chamber of Commerce, a Black Chamber of Commerce, and then we just have the plain Chamber of Commerce. If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships, you would call us racists. There are over 60 openly-proclaimed black-only colleges in the US, yet if there were white-only colleges, that college would be racist. You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and red, and you are not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists. Why is it that only whites can be racists??

This would be a great home security system.....go to a second hand store and buy a pair of used men's work boots, put them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and the magazines. Leave a note on your door that reads: Hey bubba, Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went for more ammunition. Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls...they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad. I don't think, Killer took part in it, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of them in the house. Better wait outside.

Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen. Which means: Don't drink the water, the cows poop in it. The man shouted back; I am from New York and I am down here campaigning for Obama, I can't understand you. Please speak in English. The farmer replied: Use two hands, you will get more!!

How men realllly mess up romance.

new house to move into!! happy days!!

SOUTHWEST ASIA--Staff Sgts. John Huff and Jason Balolong, 379th Expeditionary Civil Engineer Squadron, replace a motherboard on a computer here July 3. They fulfill their computer system administrator duties for their squadron by ensuring all computers are operating so engineers can produce high-quality products. Sgt. Huff is deployed from Fairchild Air Force Base, Wash., and Sgt. Balalong is deployed from Aviano Air Base, Italy. (U.S. Force Air Force photo/Tech. Sgt. Johnny Saldivar.)

The patriot microchip is intended to be implanted into terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in the forehead. When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak to God. It comes in various sizes. The implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size. The implant may or may not be painless. Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site.

A tale of two houses:
House #1 which is the one with the long drive way is a 20 room mansion, not including 8 bathrooms heated by natural gas. There is a pool house, a pool and a separate guest house. All of these are heated by natural gas. In one month this residence consumes more energy than the normal american household does in a year. The average bill for electricity and natural gas runs over $2,400.00 per month. In natural gas alone, this property consumes more than 20 times the national average for an American home. This house is not situated in the Northern or Midwestern "snow belt" region. It is in the south. House #2 was designed by an architectural professor at a leading university. Its 4,000 sq. ft. incorporates every "green" feature current home construction can provide. It sits on a high prairie in the American southwest. A closet in the house holds geothermal heat pumps that draws ground water through pipes that are 300 feet below the surface. The water (usually 67 degrees) heats the house in the winter and cools it in the summer. It uses no fossil fuels or natural gas and it consumes one-quarter of the electricity required for a conventional heating/cooling system. Rain water from the roof is collected and funneled into a 25,000 gallon underground cistern. Wastewater from showers, sinks, and toilets goes into underground purifying tanks and then into the cistern. The water then irrigates the land that surrounds the house. House #1 is located outside of Nashville Tennessee, and is the home of "environmentalist" Al Gore. House #2 is on a ranch near Crawford Texas, and is the residence of the President of the United States, George W. Bush. What an "inconvenient" truth! This can be verified at www.snopes.com/politics/bush/house.asp

You asked for 'em we got 'em!! More pics from Washington state.