A lady goes to her priest one day and says "Father I have a problem." "I have two female parrots and they only have one thing to say.""What do they say," the priest inquired. "They say, Hi, we're hookers, wanna have some fun." "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment. "You know" he said "I may have a solution to your problem." "I have two male talking parrots that I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we will put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship. And your parrots will learn to stop saying that phrase in no time at all!" The woman agreed to take her two parrots to his house. When she arrived she saw his two parrots praying and holding rosary beads. Impressed she walked over and put her two parrots in with his. After a few minutes her parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're hookers, wanna have some fun?" There was stunned silence. One male parrot looked over at the other one and said: "Put the beads away Frank, our prayers have been answered."