How Bad Is It?
The economy is so bad that:
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at Burger King and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen.
The economy is so bad that:
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. I ordered a burger at Burger King and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen.
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