Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally??? Ever wonder why? It's because she smells like a new car.

Wonder why??

Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? Why do "tug" boats push their barges? Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy
out of your socks?