President Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm. The squared away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted and said: "Nice pigs, sir." The President replied, "These are not pigs...these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker of The House Nancy Pelosi." The squared away Marine again snapped to attention, saluted and said, "Excellent trade, sir."