This morning on the Interstate,
I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a nice Cadillac doing 65 mph. She had her face up to the rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. Before I could do anything she veered half way over into my lane still working on her makeup. She scared me so much that I dropped my electric shaver which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion trying to straighten out my car, using my knees to steer, it knocked the cell away from my ear. The cell phone fell into the coffee that was between my legs. The coffee splashed burning my “you know what.” It ruined my phone, my trousers, and disconnected my call. Those women drivers!!