Saturday, July 31, 2010





The service station trade was slow
the owner sat around.
With sharpened knife and cedar stick
Piles shavings on the ground.

No modern facilities had they,
The log across the rill
Led to a shack marked His and Hers
That sat against a hill.

"Where is the ladies restroom sir,?
The owner leaning back,
Said not a word but whittled on,
And nodded toward the shack.

With quickened step she entered there
But only stayed a minute,
Until she screamed, just like a snake
Or spider might be in it.

With startled look and beet red face
She bounded through the door,
And headed quickly for the car
Just like three gals before.

She missed the foot-log, jumped the stream
The owner gave a shout,
As her silk stockings, down at her knees
Caught on a sassafrass sprout.

She tripped and fell-got up,and then
In obvious disgust,
Ran to the car, stepped on the gas,
And faded in the dust.

Of course we all desired to know
What made the gals all do
The things they did, and then we found
The whittling owner knew.

A speaking system he'd devised
To make the thing complete,
He tied a speaker on the wall
Beneath the toilet seat.
He'd wait until the gals got set
And then the devilish tyke,
Would stop his whittling long enough,
To speak into the mike.

And as she sat a voice below
Struck terror, fright and fear,
"Will you please use the other hole,
We're painting under here!"



When Gen. McChrystal walked into Obama's office and handed him his "forced" resignation, Obama said, " You'll probably want to piss on my grave when I'm gone." The General replied," No sir, once I'm out of this man's Army, I'm not standing in line for anything!" Well this probably didn’t happen but it would have been nice to have been there right?

Friday, July 30, 2010




Above are three pictures: They are pictures of three very famous men. The first picture is the desk of William F. Buckley. The second picture is the desk of Albert Einstein. And the third picture is the desk of President Obama.
Here is some information that should make your blood boil. Now I didn't write this it was put out by the Wall Street Journal and I have provided the link. Too bad if you don't like it!

So back to the Wall Street Journal's summary: Tax revenues are smaller, spending is greater, and the deficits are thus larger than the White House has been saying. Tax revenues will continue to be small so long as Obama maintains his sick Marxist fascination with taxing the achievers and redistributing the wealth. Remember that the government actually collects MORE revenue when taxes decline. So we have less revenue and increased spending under Obama. For 2008, when Obama was elected, our federal outlays were an astounding $2.9. But Barack Obama took that number and managed to EXPAND it by 33% in just three years. That expansion will grow exponentially under Obama's plans for our future. So we have less tax revenue, higher taxes, higher unemployment and higher government spending. Sounds like a bright future to me!

--All small businesses. There were 30 million tax returns reporting small business income in 2008. On net (profits reduced by losses), these owners reported business profits of $981 billion. A large chunk of this net profit--$488 billion--faced taxation in households making more than $200,000 per year. A majority of small business profits will face a tax rate hike under the Obama-Pelosi-Reid plan.

--Sole proprietors. There were 22 million tax returns reporting sole proprietor income in 2008. On net (profits reduced by losses), these owners reported business profits of $264 billion. A large chunk of this net profit--$90 billion--faced taxation in households making more than $200,000 per year. 34 percent of sole proprietor profits will face a tax rate hike under the Obama-Pelosi-Reid tax hike plan.

--S-corporations and partnerships. There were 8 million partners and S-corporation shareholders in 2008. On net (profits reduced by losses), these owners reported business profits of $717 billion. A majority of this profit--$398 billion--faced taxation in households making more than $200,000 per year. 55 percent of S-corporation and partnership profits will face a tax rate hike under the Obama-Pelosi-Reid tax hike plan.

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703995104575389430430274968.html?mod=WSJ_Opinion_LEADTop


If we give these illegals amnesty they will still work for cash. They will still use stolen SSI cards. They will still suck off of the government in food stamps and all the other crap they can get. And they will still not pay income tax. So tell me how is this going to help?? Plus you will still have to protect the border!!















Now for some cute floor mats enjoy!!




There are five things that you cannot recover in life:

(1) The Stone..........after it's thrown,
(2) The Word..............after it's said,
(3) The Occasion......after it's missed, and
(4) The Time............after it's gone.
(5) A person..............after they die


AARP eye chart.....................

Monday, July 26, 2010

California vs. Arizona
The governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the governor and attacks his dog. The governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural. He calls animal control. Animal control captures the coyote and bills the state $200.00 testing it for diseases and $500.00 for relocating it. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the state $200.00 testing it for diseases. The governor goes to the hospital and spends $3,500.00 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged. The running trail gets shut down for six months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000.00 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals. the governor spends $50,000.00 in state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area. the state legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world. The governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the governor attempt to intervene. Additional cost to the state of California: $75,000.00 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training regarding the nature of coyotes. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files a $5 million dollar suit against the state. Now the governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks her dog. the governor shoots the coyote with her state issued pistol and keeps jogging. The governor has spent $0.50 on a .45ACP cartridge. The buzzards eat the dead coyote. And that is why California is broke!!

All glory and honor to the only one that can save this wretched world from its problems!
Don't get mad just the truth.




So you think Obama inherited this budget deficit. . . . . . .
A SHORT CIVICS LESSON The Washington Post babbled again today about Obama inheriting a huge deficit from Bush. Amazingly enough, a lot of people swallow this nonsense. So once more, a short civics lesson. Budgets do not come from the White House. They come from Congress, and the party that controlled Congress since January 2007 is the Democratic Party. They controlled the budget process for FY 2008 and FY 2009, as well as FY 2010 and FY 2011. In that first year, they had to contend with George Bush, which caused them to compromise on spending, when Bush somewhat belatedly got tough on spending increases. For FY 2009 though, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid bypassed George Bush entirely, passing continuing resolutions to keep government running until Barack Obama could take office. At that time, they passed a massive omnibus spending bill to complete the FY 2009 budgets. And where was Barack Obama during this time? He was a member of that very Congress that passed all of these massive spending bills, and he signed the omnibus bill as President to complete FY 2009. Let's remember what the deficits looked like during that period: (see graph) If the Democrats inherited any deficit, it was the FY 2007 deficit, the last of the Republican budgets. That deficit was the lowest in five years, and the fourth straight decline in deficit spending. After that, Democrats in Congress took control of spending, and that includes Barack Obama, who voted for the budgets. If Obama inherited anything, he inherited it from himself. In a nutshell, what Obama is saying is, “I inherited a deficit that I voted for and then I voted to expand that deficit four-fold since January 20th.”



Well I guess this is a wedding card that is being sent to Chelsea Clinton for her upcoming wedding. Thought you might want to see it. Signed by the president and Oprah Winfrey.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

What has America Become?

Has America become the land of the special interest and home of the double standard? Lets see: if we lie to the Congress, it is a felony and if the congress lies to us its just politics; if we dislike a black person, we're racist and if a black dislikes whites, it's their 1st Amendment right; the government spends millions to rehabilitate criminals and they do almost nothing for the victims; in public schools you can teach that homosexuality is OK, but you better not use the word God in the process; you can kill an unborn child, but its wrong to execute a mass murderer; we don't burn books in America, we now rewrite them; we got rid of the communist and socialist threat by renaming them progressives; we are unable to close our border with Mexico but have no problem protecting the 38th parallel in Korea; if you protest against President Obama's policies you're a terrorist, but if you burned an American flag or George Bush in effigy it was your 1st Amendment right. You can have pornography on TV or the Internet, but you better not put a nativity scene in a public park during Christmas; we have eliminated all criminals in America, they are now called sick people; we can use a human fetus for medical research, but it's wrong to use an animal. We take money from those who work hard for it and give it to those who don't want to work; we all support the Constitution, but only when ti supports our political ideology; we still have freedom of speech, but only if we are being politically correct; parenting has been replaced with Ritalin and video games; the land of opportunity is now the land of hand outs; the similarity between Hurricane Katrina and the gulf oil spill is that neither president did anything to help. And how do we handle a major crisis today? The government appoints a committee to determine who's at fault, then threatens them, passes a law, raises our taxes, tells us the problem is solved so they can get back to their reelection campaign. What has happened to the land of the free and home of the brave?--Ken Huber Tawas City










Thursday, July 22, 2010

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, the TalibanMinister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that ifArizona's Immigration Law is not repealed, Taliban authorities intendto cut off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possiblyMotel 6 & Super 8 Managers. And, if this action does not yieldsufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOLCustomer Service Reps. Finally if all else fails, they have threatened to stop sending us any more presidents.



As any American knows, we place our right hand over our heart (LEFT SIDE OF CHEST) when we recite the Pledge of Allegiance. And for anyone who thinks this may be a "mirror-image" picture, please note the wedding rings on the ring fingers of their LEFT HANDS and the RIGHT side of the suit coat where the buttons are. Stupid is as stupid does!










Monday, July 19, 2010

WASHINGTON — When Congress required most Americans to obtain health insurance or pay a penalty, Democrats denied that they were creating a new tax. But in court, the Obama administration and its allies now defend the requirement as an exercise of the government’s “power to lay and collect taxes.” And that power, they say, is even more sweeping than the federal power to regulate interstate commerce. Administration officials say the tax argument is a linchpin of their legal case in defense of the health care overhaul and its individual mandate, now being challenged in court by more than 20 states and several private organizations. Under the legislation signed by President Obama in March, most Americans will have to maintain “minimum essential coverage” starting in 2014. Many people will be eligible for federal subsidies to help them pay premiums. In a brief defending the law, the Justice Department says the requirement for people to carry insurance or pay the penalty is “a valid exercise” of Congress’s power to impose taxes. Congress can use its taxing power “even for purposes that would exceed its powers under other provisions” of the Constitution, the department said. For more than a century, it added, the Supreme Court has held that Congress can tax activities that it could not reach by using its power to regulate commerce. While Congress was working on the health care legislation, Mr. Obama refused to accept the argument that a mandate to buy insurance, enforced by financial penalties, was equivalent to a tax. “For us to say that you’ve got to take a responsibility to get health insurance is absolutely not a tax increase,” the president said last September, in a spirited exchange with George Stephanopoulos on the ABC News program “This Week.” When Mr. Stephanopoulos said the penalty appeared to fit the dictionary definition of a tax, Mr. Obama replied, “I absolutely reject that notion.” Congress anticipated a constitutional challenge to the individual mandate. Accordingly, the law includes 10 detailed findings meant to show that the mandate regulates commercial activity important to the nation’s economy. Nowhere does Congress cite its taxing power as a source of authority. Under the Constitution, Congress can exercise its taxing power to provide for the “general welfare.” It is for Congress, not courts, to decide which taxes are “conducive to the general welfare,” the Supreme Court said 73 years ago in upholding the Social Security Act. Dan Pfeiffer, the White House communications director, described the tax power as an alternative source of authority. “The Commerce Clause supplies sufficient authority for the shared-responsibility requirements in the new health reform law,” Mr. Pfeiffer said. “To the extent that there is any question of additional authority — and we don’t believe there is — it would be available through the General Welfare Clause.” The law describes the levy on the uninsured as a “penalty” rather than a tax. The Justice Department brushes aside the distinction, saying “the statutory label” does not matter. The constitutionality of a tax law depends on “its practical operation,” not the precise form of words used to describe it, the department says, citing a long line of Supreme Court cases. Moreover, the department says the penalty is a tax because it will raise substantial revenue: $4 billion a year by 2017, according to the Congressional Budget Office. In addition, the department notes, the penalty is imposed and collected under the Internal Revenue Code, and people must report it on their tax returns “as an addition to income tax liability.” Because the penalty is a tax, the department says, no one can challenge it in court before paying it and seeking a refund. Jack M. Balkin, a professor at Yale Law School who supports the new law, said, “The tax argument is the strongest argument for upholding” the individual-coverage requirement. Mr. Obama “has not been honest with the American people about the nature of this bill,” Mr. Balkin said last month at a meeting of the American Constitution Society, a progressive legal organization. “This bill is a tax. Because it’s a tax, it’s completely constitutional.” Opponents contend that the “minimum coverage provision” is unconstitutional because it exceeds Congress’s power to regulate commerce. “This is the first time that Congress has ever ordered Americans to use their own money to purchase a particular good or service,” said Senator Orrin G. Hatch, Republican of Utah. In their lawsuit, Florida and other states say: “Congress is attempting to regulate and penalize Americans for choosing not to engage in economic activity. If Congress can do this much, there will be virtually no sphere of private decision-making beyond the reach of federal power.” In reply, the administration and its allies say that a person who goes without insurance is simply choosing to pay for health care out of pocket at a later date. In the aggregate, they say, these decisions have a substantial effect on the interstate market for health care and health insurance. In its legal briefs, the Obama administration points to a famous New Deal case, Wickard v. Filburn, in which the Supreme Court upheld a penalty imposed on an Ohio farmer who had grown a small amount of wheat, in excess of his production quota, purely for his own use. The wheat grown by Roscoe Filburn “may be trivial by itself,” the court said, but when combined with the output of other small farmers, it significantly affected interstate commerce and could therefore be regulated by the government as part of a broad scheme regulating interstate commerce. Robert Pear July 16,2010. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/18/health/policy/18health.html?_r=3&ref=robert_pear…You see I told you about two months ago that this was going to happen. YOU ARE BEING TAXED on this health bill and you will not be able to “not” purchase it cause they are going to take the money away from you with the IRS. Watch cause this is going to get nastier, wait and see.
(NY Times)- When Congress required most Americans to obtain health insurance or pay a penalty, Democrats denied that they were creating a new tax. But in court, the Obama administration and its allies now defend the requirement as an exercise of the government’s “power to lay and collect taxes.” And that power, they say, is even more sweeping than the federal power to regulate interstate commerce. Administration officials say the tax argument is a linchpin of their legal case in defense of the health care overhaul and its individual mandate, now being challenged in court by more than 20 states and several private organizations. While Congress was working on the health care legislation, Mr. Obama refused to accept the argument that a mandate to buy insurance, enforced by financial penalties, was equivalent to a tax. “For us to say that you’ve got to take a responsibility to get health insurance is absolutely not a tax increase,” the president said last September, in a spirited exchange with George Stephanopoulos on the ABC News program “This Week.” When Mr. Stephanopoulos said the penalty appeared to fit the dictionary definition of a tax, Mr. Obama replied, “I absolutely reject that notion.” Well look at this video, then read the article by Robert Pear of the NY Times and tell me what you think.

Saturday, July 17, 2010






Brilliant fixit solutions.....

JAKARTA, July 16 — Indonesia’s Muslims learned today they have been praying in the wrong direction, after the country’s highest Islamic authority said its directive on the direction of Mecca actually had people facing Africa. Muslims are supposed to face the holy city of Mecca in Saudi Arabia during prayer and the Indonesian Ulema Council (MUI) issued an edict in March stipulating westward was the correct direction from the world’s most populous Muslim country. “But it has been decided that actually the mosques are facing Somalia or Kenya, so we are now suggesting people shift the direction slightly to the north-west,” the head of the MUI, Cholil Ridwan, told Reuters. “There’s no need to knock down mosques, just shift your direction slightly during prayer.” Ridwan said Muslims need not fear that their prayers have been wasted because they were facing the wrong way. “Their prayers will still be heard by Allah,” he said. www.weaselzippers.us. Hehehe since this true then why change the position of your prayers if Allah still hears them!”

How about that my oldest son and three of his boys!!

Friday, July 16, 2010

I THINK IT IS REMARKABLE THAT WITHIN A WEEK OF TIGER WOODS CRASHING
HIS ESCALADE, THE PRESS FOUND EVERY WOMAN WITH WHOM TIGER HAS HAD AN
AFFAIR IN THE LAST FEW YEARS, WITH PHOTOS, TEXT MESSAGES, RECORDED PHONE
CALLS, ETC. AND, THEY NOT ONLY KNOW THE CAUSE OF THE FAMILY FIGHT,
BUT THEY EVEN KNOW IT WAS A WEDGE FROM HIS GOLF BAG THAT HIS WIFE USED TO
BREAK OUT THE WINDOWS IN THE ESCALADE. NOT ONLY THAT, THEY KNOW WHICH
WEDGE! AND EACH AND EVERY DAY, THEY GIVE AMERICA MORE UPDATES ON HIS
SEX-REHAB STAY, HIS WIFE'S PLANS FOR DIVORCE, AND THE DATES AND
TOURNAMENTS HE WILL PLAY IN. OBAMA HAS BEEN IN OFFICE FOR OVER A YEAR NOW, AND THIS SAME PRESS:
STILL CANNOT FIND ANY OF HIS CHILDHOOD FRIENDS OR NEIGHBORS
OR LOCATE ANY OF OBAMA'S COLLEGE PAPERS OR GRADES OR HOW HE PAID FOR A
HARVARD EDUCATION OR WHICH COUNTRY ISSUED HIS VISA TO TRAVEL TO PAKISTAN
IN THE 1980'S OR BARRY SORETORO OR EVEN MICHELLE OBAMA'S PRINCETON THESIS
ON RACISIM.

THEY JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THEM.

YET THE PUBLIC STILL TRUSTS THAT SAME PRESS TO GIVE THEM THE WHOLE TRUTH !

TRULY REMARKABLE !!!
Three old ladies were sitting side by side in their retirement home in Ft. Lauderdale reminiscing. The first lady recalled shopping at the green grocers and demonstrated with her hands, the length and thickness of a cucumber she could buy for a penny. The second old lady nodded, adding that onions used to be much bigger and cheaper also, and demonstrated the size of two big onions she could buy for a penny a piece.. The third old lady remarked, 'I can't hear a word you're saying, but I remember the guy you're talking about.

A man was telling his neighbor in Miami , 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect. 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?'' 'Twelve thirty.'



Awesome pics of a Harley limo!























Interesting picture. And of course interesting ways to fix problems.






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