BIBLE STUDY HUMOR

GOOD SAMARITAN
A Sunday school teacher was telling her class the story of the Good Samaritan. She asked the class, “If you saw a person lying on the roadside, all wounded and bleeding, what would you do?” A thoughtful little girl broke the hushed silence, “I think I’d throw up.”

DID NOAH FISH?
A Sunday school teacher asked, “John, so you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the ark?” “No, replied John, how could he, with just two worms?”

UNANSWERED PRAYER
A preacher’s 5 year old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head for a moment before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. “Well, Honey,” he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages. “I am asking the Lord to help me preach a good sermon.” “How come He doesn’t answer it?” she asked.

SAY A PRAYER
Little Sam and his family were having Sunday dinner his Grandmother’s house. Everyone was seated around the table as the food was being served. When little Sam received his plate, he started eating right away. “Sam!” Please wait until we say our prayer.” Said his mother. “I don’t need to,” the boy replied. “Of course, you do.” His mother insisted. “We always say a prayer before eating at our house.” “That’s at our house.” Sam explained. “But this is Grandma’s house and she knows how to cook!”