Why can't I find a job??Tuesday, August 31, 2010
They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with you, in a room full of other patients. Most people have experienced this, and it is interesting the way this old guy handled it. A 75-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'' “There's something wrong with my penis”, he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.” “Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,” he said. The Receptionist replied; “Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.” The man replied, “You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.” The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “Yes??” “There's something wrong with my ear,” he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. “And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?” “I can't piss out of it,” he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter.
The Receptionist said, 'Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?'' “There's something wrong with my penis”, he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, “You shouldn't come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.” “Why not, you asked me what was wrong and I told you,” he said. The Receptionist replied; “Now you've caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the Doctor in private.” The man replied, “You shouldn't ask people questions in a roomful of strangers if the answer could embarrass anyone.” The man walked out, waited several minutes, and then re-entered. The Receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “Yes??” “There's something wrong with my ear,” he stated. The Receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. “And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?” “I can't piss out of it,” he replied. The waiting room erupted in laughter.
Tom stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for what seemed an eternity. He waggled, looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start his back swing. Finally his exasperated partner asked, "What in the world is taking so long?" "My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony," Tom explained. I want to make a perfect shot." His companion said, "You don't have a chance in hell of hitting her from here."
Sunday, August 29, 2010
Saturday, August 28, 2010
Americans have given thousands of their youngest, best and brightest in combat to save Muslims. This provides a number of important counter arguments to Anti American radicals who ground their rhetoric in the religion of Islam.
1. The world recently commemorated the inexcusable 15th anniversary of Srebrenica where UN forces allowed 8,000 Muslim men to be massacred. In the 1995 military intervention in Yugoslavia, the United States lead a NATO military coalition, against the wishes of the United Nations, to rescue a Muslim minority from ethnic extermination by Serbian President Milosevic. The extermination was typified by the UN's failed defense of Muslims at Srebrenica. There was no member of the intervening coalition from a Middle East Islamic nation. Today, that minority enjoys a new sovereign state created for their benefit by the United States-- Kosovo.
2. The United States in its first war with the government of Iraq in 1991 liberated the 2.5 million Muslims of Kuwait. Since that time, Kuwait has consequently adopted a greater measure of political freedom including the right of women to vote. Saddam Hussein was by his own political definitions, a secular Baathist dedicated to oppressing and suppressing Muslims in his own country and in Kuwait when he conquered it in 1991. The United States ended his rule of Kuwait and established humanitarian no fly zones over Northern Iraq and Southern Iraq to protect Muslim dissidents in those regions.
3. In the second war with the anti-Muslim government of Saddam Hussein, the United States lost more than 4,000 men and women combating former Baathist radicals and Al Qaeda radicals in the country. Even the vicious anti-American, Lancet report acknowledged that more than 75% of the civilian deaths in Iraq during the war were directed by anti-American forces against Muslims. The relative peace that has returned to Iraq since 2006 primarily benefits human life in Muslim communities of Iraq.
4. The Iraq war of 2003 ended the deadliest military rivalry ever fought since the end of World War II-- the Iran/ Iraq war. That war fought during the 1980s killed more than one million Muslims, utilizing chemical weapons, forced conscription of teenage males, and an array of grotesque inhumanities that never garnered any major "anti-war" movements in Europe or the United States. The ethically pretentious anti-war movement sat on its hands during the epic annihilation which primarily victimized Muslims.
5. Whatever one thinks of the oil trade, it is definitively the largest transfer of wealth in human history from affluent societies to impoverished societies. Since at least 1973, roughly one trillion dollars has been transferred annually from the economies of Japan, the U.S., Europe, and China to the Middle Eastern oil producing states. In many instances, the United States imposed embargoes in defense of human rights for Muslims in places such as Iran and Iraq -- increasing the cost and limiting the consumption of such imports to the U.S. Many of those oil producing states have chosen to use that wealth inappropriately, but the oil can hardly be argued to be "stolen" or 'imperial American acquisitions.'After all if we had wanted the oil we would have taken it from Iraq after they were defeated in desert storm.
6. The U.S. led war in Afghanistan brought to an end the inhumane rule of the Taliban for more than 20 million Muslims who live there. The Taliban constituted one of the most misogynist governments in human history. Delighting in public executions at soccer stadiums where family members were compelled to discharge AK-47s in the skulls of "adulterers," this government murdered Muslim women in order to create their own despicable spectacle of governance by terror. Today, those marginalized and dissident members of the Taliban ride about on motorcycles throwing acid in the faces of liberated school girls across the Afghan countryside in hopes of returning to power.
7. In 2005, the largest Muslim country in the world, populated by more than 200 million adherents, was struck by a deadly tsunami killing more than 150,000 people. The theological center of Islam -- Saudi Arabia -- provided a paltry ten million dollars in aid for victims. But Indonesia was struck by another tsunami soon after, a tidal wave of charitable giving from the U.S. The United States government provided almost 1 billion dollars in aid. Private charitable giving by private individual Americans provided another $800 million. It is interesting that you want our money but you threaten our very lives here in America.
8. More than $370 billion dollars in remittances is provided annually by the United States economy to the world. Many billions of these dollars flow to countries such as Kuwait, Lebanon, and Iran. These funds benefit Muslim communities in these countries. Remittances are funds earned in the United States by family members but sent back to communities in their host country.
9. The United States does provide demonstrable religious freedom unlike any place in the world. While European governments tightly regulate what is recognized as a legitimate religion, the United States does in fact allow the free exercise of religion -- including millions of Muslims. In sharp contrast, converts from Islam in Muslim nations such as Saudi Arabia face death sentences for a well known crime called "apostasy."
10. The US war on terrorism destroys radicals who have as their first and most significant victims, Muslims who disagree with their violent supremacist interpretations of Islam. When young girls are murdered by these radicals all around the world in the form of ‘honor‘ killings, it is rarely non-Muslims who are killed. These are Muslim women who are dying at the hands of these bizarre misogynists. The terrorists disproportionately kill Muslims. This is why in Iraq hatred of Al Qaeda is higher than it is in the United States. Iraqis witness on a daily basis the peculiar logic of bombings targeted at marketplaces where Muslims shop with their families. It is practices like these that are turning Muslims against groups such as Al Qaeda, Hezbollah, and Hamas.
1. The world recently commemorated the inexcusable 15th anniversary of Srebrenica where UN forces allowed 8,000 Muslim men to be massacred. In the 1995 military intervention in Yugoslavia, the United States lead a NATO military coalition, against the wishes of the United Nations, to rescue a Muslim minority from ethnic extermination by Serbian President Milosevic. The extermination was typified by the UN's failed defense of Muslims at Srebrenica. There was no member of the intervening coalition from a Middle East Islamic nation. Today, that minority enjoys a new sovereign state created for their benefit by the United States-- Kosovo.
2. The United States in its first war with the government of Iraq in 1991 liberated the 2.5 million Muslims of Kuwait. Since that time, Kuwait has consequently adopted a greater measure of political freedom including the right of women to vote. Saddam Hussein was by his own political definitions, a secular Baathist dedicated to oppressing and suppressing Muslims in his own country and in Kuwait when he conquered it in 1991. The United States ended his rule of Kuwait and established humanitarian no fly zones over Northern Iraq and Southern Iraq to protect Muslim dissidents in those regions.
3. In the second war with the anti-Muslim government of Saddam Hussein, the United States lost more than 4,000 men and women combating former Baathist radicals and Al Qaeda radicals in the country. Even the vicious anti-American, Lancet report acknowledged that more than 75% of the civilian deaths in Iraq during the war were directed by anti-American forces against Muslims. The relative peace that has returned to Iraq since 2006 primarily benefits human life in Muslim communities of Iraq.
4. The Iraq war of 2003 ended the deadliest military rivalry ever fought since the end of World War II-- the Iran/ Iraq war. That war fought during the 1980s killed more than one million Muslims, utilizing chemical weapons, forced conscription of teenage males, and an array of grotesque inhumanities that never garnered any major "anti-war" movements in Europe or the United States. The ethically pretentious anti-war movement sat on its hands during the epic annihilation which primarily victimized Muslims.
5. Whatever one thinks of the oil trade, it is definitively the largest transfer of wealth in human history from affluent societies to impoverished societies. Since at least 1973, roughly one trillion dollars has been transferred annually from the economies of Japan, the U.S., Europe, and China to the Middle Eastern oil producing states. In many instances, the United States imposed embargoes in defense of human rights for Muslims in places such as Iran and Iraq -- increasing the cost and limiting the consumption of such imports to the U.S. Many of those oil producing states have chosen to use that wealth inappropriately, but the oil can hardly be argued to be "stolen" or 'imperial American acquisitions.'After all if we had wanted the oil we would have taken it from Iraq after they were defeated in desert storm.
6. The U.S. led war in Afghanistan brought to an end the inhumane rule of the Taliban for more than 20 million Muslims who live there. The Taliban constituted one of the most misogynist governments in human history. Delighting in public executions at soccer stadiums where family members were compelled to discharge AK-47s in the skulls of "adulterers," this government murdered Muslim women in order to create their own despicable spectacle of governance by terror. Today, those marginalized and dissident members of the Taliban ride about on motorcycles throwing acid in the faces of liberated school girls across the Afghan countryside in hopes of returning to power.
7. In 2005, the largest Muslim country in the world, populated by more than 200 million adherents, was struck by a deadly tsunami killing more than 150,000 people. The theological center of Islam -- Saudi Arabia -- provided a paltry ten million dollars in aid for victims. But Indonesia was struck by another tsunami soon after, a tidal wave of charitable giving from the U.S. The United States government provided almost 1 billion dollars in aid. Private charitable giving by private individual Americans provided another $800 million. It is interesting that you want our money but you threaten our very lives here in America.
8. More than $370 billion dollars in remittances is provided annually by the United States economy to the world. Many billions of these dollars flow to countries such as Kuwait, Lebanon, and Iran. These funds benefit Muslim communities in these countries. Remittances are funds earned in the United States by family members but sent back to communities in their host country.
9. The United States does provide demonstrable religious freedom unlike any place in the world. While European governments tightly regulate what is recognized as a legitimate religion, the United States does in fact allow the free exercise of religion -- including millions of Muslims. In sharp contrast, converts from Islam in Muslim nations such as Saudi Arabia face death sentences for a well known crime called "apostasy."
10. The US war on terrorism destroys radicals who have as their first and most significant victims, Muslims who disagree with their violent supremacist interpretations of Islam. When young girls are murdered by these radicals all around the world in the form of ‘honor‘ killings, it is rarely non-Muslims who are killed. These are Muslim women who are dying at the hands of these bizarre misogynists. The terrorists disproportionately kill Muslims. This is why in Iraq hatred of Al Qaeda is higher than it is in the United States. Iraqis witness on a daily basis the peculiar logic of bombings targeted at marketplaces where Muslims shop with their families. It is practices like these that are turning Muslims against groups such as Al Qaeda, Hezbollah, and Hamas.
Friday, August 27, 2010
Here's an opinion piece by Chuck Green written on 5-15-10, who writes "Greener Pastures" for the Denver Post Aurora Sentinel.
Obama is victim of Bush's failed promises.
Wow! Talk about change! Just one year ago, fresh from his inauguration celebrations, President Obama was flying high. After one of the nation's most inspiring political campaigns, the election of Amer ica 's first black president had captured the hopes and dreams of millions. To his devout followers, it was inconceivable that a year later his administration would be gripped in self-imposed crisis. Of course, they don't see it as self-imposed. It's all George Bush's fault. George Bush, who doesn't have a vote in congress and who no longer occupies the White House, is to blame for it all. He broke Obama's promise to put all bills on the White House web site for five days before signing them. He broke Obama's promise to have the congressional health care negotiations broadcast live on C-SPAN. He broke Obama's promise to end earmarks. He broke Obama's promise to keep unemployment from rising above 8 percent. He broke Obama's promise to close the detention center at Guantanamo in the first year. He broke Obama's promise to make peace with direct, no precondition talks with America 's most hate-filled enemies during his first year in office, ushering in a new era of global cooperation. He broke Obama's promise to end the hiring of former lobbyists into high White House jobs. He broke Obama's promise to end no-compete contracts with the government. He broke Obama's promise to disclose the names of all attendees at closed White House meetings. He broke Obama's promise for a new era of bipartisan cooperation in all matters. Yes, it's all George Bush's fault. President Obama is nothing more than a puppet in the never-ending failed Bush administration. If only George Bush wasn't still in charge, all of President Obama's problems would be solved. His promises would have been kept, the economy would be back on track, Iran would have stopped its work on developing a nuclear bomb and would be negotiating a peace treaty with Israel . North Korea would have ended its tyrannical regime, and integrity wou ld have been restored to the federal government. Oh, and did I mention what it would be like if the Democrats, under the leadership of Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, didn't have the heavy yoke of George Bush around their necks? There would be no ear marks, no closed-door drafting of bills, no increase in deficit spending, no special-interest influence (unions), no vote buying (Nebraska, Louisiana). If only George Bush wasn't still in charge, we'd have real change by now. Certainly those were bad judgments based on poor advice from George Bush. You might recall that when Scott Brown won the election to the U.S. Senate from Massachusetts , capturing "the Ted Kennedy seat", President Obama said that Brown's victory was the result of the same voter anger that propelled Obama into office in 2008. People were still angry about George Bush and the policies of the past 10 years. And they wanted change. Yes, according to the president, the voter rebellion in Massachusetts was George Bush's fault. Therefore, in retaliation, they elected a Republican to the Ted Kennedy seat, ending a half-century of domination by Democrats. It is all George Bush's fault. Will the failed administration of George Bush ever end, and the time for hope and change ever arrive? Will President Obama ever accept responsibility for something... - anything?
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
From the Des Moines Register, KSDK NewsChannel 5:
Des Moines police are trying to determine what led to a series of attacks outside the Iowa State Fairgrounds over the weekend that included the assault of two police officers.
Sgt. David Murillo stated in a report on Friday night: On-duty officers at the fairgrounds advise there was a group of 30 to 40 individuals roaming the fairgrounds openly calling it ‘beat whitey night.’
And State Rep. Ako Abdul-Samad, D-Des Moines said he doesn’t have enough information to decide if the fights were racially motivated. http://escapingmediocrity.wordpress.com/2010/08/24/state-rep-not-sure-if-beat-whitey-night-fights-were-racially-motivated/
Well now hehehe this is interesting. Here is also a picture of Rep. Ako Abdul-Samad in the middle saying that he does not have enough information to decide if the fights were racially motivated. Hmmm Where is Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson? I guess they only show up for "Non Whites." Well now if Rep. Samad was oh uhhhhh lets see maybe white, hmmm you think there would be a backlash if there people shouting "beat blackey night?" Think about that!
■ Conservatives Are Terrorists: “Do you not understand that the people you hold up as heroes bombed your goddamn country? Do you not understand that Glenn Beck and Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh and Bill O’Reilly are as complicit of the September 11, 2001 terror attack as any one of the dumbass 15 who came from Saudi Arabia?” (Mike Malloy)
■ Conservatives Want You to Die: “If, in fact, the GOP doesn’t like any form of health care reform, what do we do with those 40 to 60 million uninsured?...When they show up in the emergency room, just shoot ‘em! Kill them!...Do we have enough body bags? I don’t know.” (Montel Williams)
■ Conservative Congresswoman Would Have Liked the Holocaust: “[Representative Michele Bachmann is] a hatemonger. She’s the type of person that would have gladly rounded up the Jews in Germany and shipped them off to death camps....This is an evil bitch from Hell.” (Mike Malloy)
■ Dick Cheney Eats Babies: “Cheney, by the way, looks very ruddy. I couldn’t get over that. Like, he must have feasted on a Jewish baby, or a Muslim baby. He must have sent his people out to get one and bring it back so he could drink its blood.” (Mike Malloy)
■ Dick Cheney Should Die: “He is an enemy of the country, in my opinion. Dick Cheney is an enemy of the country....Lord, take him to the Promised Land, will you? See, I don’t even wish the guy goes to Hell, I just want to get him the hell out of here.” (Ed Schultz)
■ Rush Limbaugh Should Die: “I’m waiting for the day when I pick up the newspaper or click on the Internet and find that he’s choked to death on his own throat fat, or a great big wad of saliva or something, whatever. Go away, Limbaugh, you make me sick.” (Mike Malloy)
■ Michele Bachmann Should Die: “So, Michele, slit your wrist! Go ahead! I mean, you know, why not? I mean, if you want to — or, you know, do us all a better thing. Move that knife up about two feet. I mean, start right at the collarbone.” (Montel Williams)
If the establishment media were really interested in cleansing the airwaves of hateful rhetoric, they would not confine their criticism to conservative hosts. Instead, they would — and they must — make an equal effort to expose the nastiness that runs rampant on left-wing talk radio. Unless and until they do, they are participating in an act of journalistic hypocrisy. http://www.mediaresearch.org/specialreports/2010/RealRadioHatemongers/ExecSumm.aspx
You know when the "left" says that the "right" or "far right" throw out hate speech, I thought I would throw out some "left" speech.
■ Conservatives Want You to Die: “If, in fact, the GOP doesn’t like any form of health care reform, what do we do with those 40 to 60 million uninsured?...When they show up in the emergency room, just shoot ‘em! Kill them!...Do we have enough body bags? I don’t know.” (Montel Williams)
■ Conservative Congresswoman Would Have Liked the Holocaust: “[Representative Michele Bachmann is] a hatemonger. She’s the type of person that would have gladly rounded up the Jews in Germany and shipped them off to death camps....This is an evil bitch from Hell.” (Mike Malloy)
■ Dick Cheney Eats Babies: “Cheney, by the way, looks very ruddy. I couldn’t get over that. Like, he must have feasted on a Jewish baby, or a Muslim baby. He must have sent his people out to get one and bring it back so he could drink its blood.” (Mike Malloy)
■ Dick Cheney Should Die: “He is an enemy of the country, in my opinion. Dick Cheney is an enemy of the country....Lord, take him to the Promised Land, will you? See, I don’t even wish the guy goes to Hell, I just want to get him the hell out of here.” (Ed Schultz)
■ Rush Limbaugh Should Die: “I’m waiting for the day when I pick up the newspaper or click on the Internet and find that he’s choked to death on his own throat fat, or a great big wad of saliva or something, whatever. Go away, Limbaugh, you make me sick.” (Mike Malloy)
■ Michele Bachmann Should Die: “So, Michele, slit your wrist! Go ahead! I mean, you know, why not? I mean, if you want to — or, you know, do us all a better thing. Move that knife up about two feet. I mean, start right at the collarbone.” (Montel Williams)
If the establishment media were really interested in cleansing the airwaves of hateful rhetoric, they would not confine their criticism to conservative hosts. Instead, they would — and they must — make an equal effort to expose the nastiness that runs rampant on left-wing talk radio. Unless and until they do, they are participating in an act of journalistic hypocrisy. http://www.mediaresearch.org/specialreports/2010/RealRadioHatemongers/ExecSumm.aspx
You know when the "left" says that the "right" or "far right" throw out hate speech, I thought I would throw out some "left" speech.
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Dumb question. Why is it that NOW (National Organization of Women) is against Sarah Palin and you never hear them protesting Sharia law against Islamic women? Hmmm? Islamic women are required by sharia law to wear a veil. They can't drive. They can't go out in public without a male relative with them. Sharia law allows men to beat their wives if they want to. So tell me NOW why don't you protest that? Isn't millions of Islamic women around the world including the US are more important than little Sarah Palin? Guess not you need your 15 minutes of fame too.Saturday, August 21, 2010
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