A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
large.