Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside?

Bumper sticker of the year:
'If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'