I like long walks,
especially when they are taken
by people who annoy me.

The only reason I would take up walking
is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

I have to walk early in the morning,
before my brain figures out what I'm doing..

Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise',
I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

If you are going to try cross-country skiing,
start with a small country.

We all get heavier as we get older,
because there's a lot more information in our heads.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.