POLITICAL SCIENCE FOR DUMMIES....

DEMOCRAT----You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful.You push for higher taxes so the government can provide cows for everyone.
REPUBLICAN----You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?
SOCIALIST-----You have two cows.The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him how to manage his cow.
COMMUNIST-----You have two cows.The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and sour.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE-----You have two cows.You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.