Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks? Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is bra singular and panties plural? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? Why do "tug" boats push their barges? Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?