A man was driving with his three young children one warm summer evening when a woman
in the convertible ahead of him stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As he was
reeling from the shock, he heard his 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Dad,
that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!'

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle
the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. 'Mommy
can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'