YOU MAY BE A REDNECK IF..........



You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

You can entertain yourself for more than 15 minutes with a fly swatter.

You burn your yard rather than mow it.

The Salvation Army declines your furniture.

You come back from the dump with more than you took.

Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.

You keep flea and tick soap in the shower.

You have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.

The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal*Mart.

You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

You've used a toilet brush to scratch your back.