A young Arab boy asks his father:
son: "What is this weird hat that we are wearing?"
dad: "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun!"
son: "And what is this type of clothing that we are wearing?
dad: "It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects your body!"
son: "And what are these ugly shoes that we have on our feet?"
dad: "These are 'babouches', which keep us from burning our feet when in the desert!"
son: "Tell me, Abba."
dad: "Yes my son?"
son: "Why are we living in Dearborn, Michigan and still wearing all this shit?"