I was in Wal-Mart the other day pushing my cart around when I collided with a young guy pushing his cart. I said to the guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy says, "That's OK. By coincidence, I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little worried." I said, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?" The young guy says, "Well, she's 24 years old, tall, blond hair, big blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?" I said, "Doesn't matter --- let's look for yours."