Double click on this receipt to enlarge it. Hey Mr. Big Government where is my food stamp card!

My memorial day tribute to all the people that serve in our forces. And my son included...Love you son real proud of you!

As newly minted princess Kate Middleton greeted Michelle Obama in the ornate surroundings of Buckingham Palace Tuesday, it was hard to believe she was wearing a $340 dress from British retailer Reiss. “Kate is a princess of our times,” says Zanna Roberts Rassi, senior fashion editor at Marie Claire. “She’s more of a people’s princess than Diana. Diana was understated, but she liked her labels. Kate’s heralding this almost changing of the guard, from the stuffy royal family to this modern-day princess that we can all relate to.” While Michelle Obama has also been applauded for wearing clothes from affordable stores such as J.Crew and H&M, she also favors big-name designers such as Jason Wu and Isabel Toledo. The floral Barbara Tfank dress she wore to meet Middleton this week cost at least $2,000.
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/fashion/the_pauper_princess_rfiaz4yU7LIURcFv6aMOEK

Sacrifice? Really now. So you want us all to sacrifice? Watch this video first then read the article above.

A very special young man graduated this week----Congrats to him!!

This video was taken by a good friend of mine there in Joplin.

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st.johns hospital.

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joplin missouri carnage

tornado footage.

tornado footage.

This is a video of a tornado that hit Joplin Missouri on 5-21-11. It was taken by a person in a convience store. The managed to get 18 people into the cooler when it hit. You can hear the glass being sucked out of the building.Since there is no electricity you cant see anything.

Well we finally get to see what a REAL liberal thinks about American business.

Did I miss something?

looking good there.

far far away.

Ben Laden got to finally meet the first of his 72 virgins that Allah promised.

My aunt and uncle from kansas were here for the weekend visiting my mom....had a great time.

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffer and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his Mercedes Benz limo and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, your meals will be provided." "You will also be expected to accompany the daughter on her overseas holiday trips." The guy wild eyed said, "you're bullshitting me!" The social worker said, "well yeah, but you started it."

In the line at the store, the cashier told the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bag because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. The woman apologized to him and explained, We didnt have the green thing back in my day. The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. The former generation did not care enough to save our environment." He was right, that generation didn't have the green thing in its day. Back then, they returned their milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But they didn't have the green thing back in that customer's day. In her day, they walked up stairs, because they didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. They walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time they had to go two blocks. But she was right. They didn't have the green thing in her day. Back then, they washed the baby's diapers because they didn't have the throw-away kind. They dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts, wind and solar power really did dry the clothes. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. Back then, they had one TV, or radio, in the house – not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a hankerchief, not a screen the size of the state of Montana. In the kitchen, they blended and stirred by hand because they didn’t have electric machines to do everything for you.. Back then, they didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. They used a push mower that ran on human power. They exercised by working so they didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right, they didn't have the green thing back then. They drank from a fountain when they were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time they had a drink of water. They refilled their writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and they replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But they didn't have the green thing back then. Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or rode the school bus instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. They had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And they didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint. But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful the old folks were just because they didn't have the green thing back then?

There are no mosques in Venice Italy so the government has allowed them to pray in the streets. So far 543 have drowned.

Now no one will steal my flip flops.

Okaaaay so I needed a spoon.