A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job." The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffer and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive around in his Mercedes Benz limo and he will supply all of your clothes." "Because of the long hours, your meals will be provided." "You will also be expected to accompany the daughter on her overseas holiday trips." The guy wild eyed said, "you're bullshitting me!" The social worker said, "well yeah, but you started it."