Tuesday, June 28, 2011

Over breakfast, a woman said to her husband, “I’ll bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he answered, as if offended, and left for the office. At 10:00 a.m., a dozen red roses arrived at the house. At 1:00 p.m., a two-pound box of chocolates was delivered. The designer dress arrived at 3:00. When her husband came home, the woman ran to meet him and threw her arms around his neck, “I’ve never had a more wonderful Groundhog Day in my life!”.


cool pencil art.


Giving a man his physical, a doctor noticed several dark, ugly bruises on the man’s shins. He asked, “Do you play hockey, rugby, or any physical sport?” “No. I just play bridge with my wife.”

Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases. “Cash, check or charge?” She asked after folding the items Jennifer had bought. As she fumbled for her wallet The cashier noticed a television remote control in her purse. “Do you always carry your TV remote?” The cashier asked. “No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the best retaliation.”.














Tuesday, June 21, 2011

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is okay. She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she wanted to prove that not all blonde women are dumb, and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He asked her why she had a parka over her leather jacket. She said that the directions on the paint can said "for best results use two coats."


i fixed it again!


I fixed it.

Monday, June 20, 2011











































































My brother the master cook.










My youngest son and my grandson 2011


Fathers Day 2011.


And of course one big heart for love!




















Waiting patiently.






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