A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They
were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two
shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back
together again. The boy asked, 'What is this Father?' The father (never having
seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything
like this in my life, I don't know what it is.' While the boy and his father were watching with amazement,
an old lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and
pressed a button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed, and the boy and his father watched the small
numbers above the walls light up sequentially.. They continued
to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers
began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old
blonde stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
quietly to his son.
'Go get your Mother.'

A little to the left please.

My Brother.

BENGHAZI, Libya Oct 23 (Reuters) – Libya’s National Transitional Council leader Mustafa Abdel Jalil kneeled in prayer after taking the stand in a celebration of liberation on Sunday after 42 years of one-man rule by Muammar Gaddafi and promised to uphold Islamic law. “We as a Muslim nation have taken Islamic sharia as the source of legislation, therefore any law that contradicts the principles of Islam is legally nullified,” he said. Jalil thanked the Arab League, the United Nations, and the European Union for supporting the uprising which ended with Gaddafi’s death on Thursday. (And there you go folks “democracy” wellllll not actually it is a “theocracy” that we are looking at. Oh and by the way before women didn’t have to hide their faces but now they will. Welcome to Libya!)

Milton Friedman probably the most brilliant economist of our time in a discussion with Phil Donahue. Oh and by the way this was 30 years ago and the truth still stands today about what Milton said.

A guy is driving around the back woods of
Montana and he sees a sign in front of a
broken down shanty-style
house: 'Talking Dog For Sale'
He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the
dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a
nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of
hearing a dog talk, he says 'So,
what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I
discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young..
I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with
spies and world leaders, because no one
figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for
eight years running....
But the jetting around really tired me out,
and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so
I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job
at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and
now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks
the owner what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on
earth are you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He's never been out of
the yard'

Unhappy Arabs!!!
The Arabs are not happy!

They're not happy in Gaza.They're not happy in Egypt.They're not happy in Libya.They're not happy in Morocco.They're not happy in Iran.They're not happy in Iraq.They're not happy in Yemen.They're not happy in Afghanistan.They're not happy in Pakistan.They're not happy in Syria.They're not happy in Lebanon.

So, where are they happy?

They're happy in England.They're happy in France.They're happy in Italy.They're happy in Germany.They're happy in Sweden.They're happy in the USA.They're happy in Norway.They're happy in every country that is not Muslim. And whom do they blame?Not Islam.Not their leadership.Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!

Toooo much roller coaster heheh!

IDIOTS!

Fassssst Cat!

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

While creating wives, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round.

A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on.
Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he let us go?"

An older guy who was not in the best of shape.... was working out at the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman. He asked the nearby trainer, "What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?" The trainer looked him up and down and said, "I'd try the ATM in the lobby."

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

Creative picture.

Bad day?

When you buy a bike make sure that you choose a seat that is the right color.

My brother on vacation. I wonder what type of fish that hat was made out of.

pictures of my grandsons from way up north enjoy!