Monday, October 17, 2011

Do Lipton Tea employees take 'coffee breaks?'

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a racecar is not called a racist?

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,
then doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

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