Too much information.

Yeah meat!

Ewww!!

Cool snow sculpture.

On the last day of school before the Christmas break, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The supermarket manager's daughter brought the teacher a basket of assorted fruit. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit. She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied. She tasted another drop and asked,"Champagne ?" "No," said the little boy . . . "It's a puppy!"

Last night’s State of the Union ensemble was no exception. As the President declared his intent to help buoy the 99 percent (“Asking a billionaire to pay at least as much as his secretary in taxes? Most Americans would call that common sense,” he declared), his wife dazzled in a cobalt sheath from Barbara Tfank’s resort collection. While reps for the brand won’t reveal the item’s retail price, a similar style from the collection is currently available at Barneys New York for $2,400. http://stylenews.peoplestylewatch.com/2012/01/25/michelle-obama-wore-a-2k-barbara-tfank-dress-to-state-of-the-union/....So let me get this correct. You talk about the rich people needing to get taxed more but your wife wears a $2,500.00 dress. Hmmm

I just got to say one thing. Thank you Mr. President for the rescue of those two people in Somalia. One was an american and the other one was from the Netherlands. The seal team swooped in via parachute, rescued the hostages and killed nine of the idiots that held them. Congrats to the President and to Seal Team 6.

Awesome snow sculpture.

oops another walmart fan.

Last night was the State of the Union address. Watch this video I think I have heard this stuff before.

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa: 'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly. Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense. 'Your Honor,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly.'

Awesome snow sculpture

Agaiin a lot of talk. Why not write a check Barak? Then show it to the media saying,"you see I really want to pay more taxes."

Ouch!!

So, President Obama walks into the Bank of America to cash a check.
As he approaches the cashier he says "Good morning Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me"?
Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID"?
Obama: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am President Barack Obama, the President of the United States of America!"
Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations, monitoring, of the banks because of impostors and forgers, etc., I must insist on seeing ID."
Obama: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am." Cashier: "I am sorry Mr. President but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."
Obama: "I am urging you... please cash this check." Cashier: "Look Mr. President, this is what we can do: One day Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.
Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racquet and made a fabulous shot whereas the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his check.
So, Mr. President, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you, as the President of the United States?"
Obama stood there thinking, and thinking and finally says: "Honestly, there is nothing that comes to my mind. I cannot think of a single thing."
Cashier:
"Will that be large or small bills, Mr. President?"

Now THAT is going to leave a mark!

Preparation H anyone?

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly behaved 3
year-old grandson. It's obvious to her that he has his hands full with the
child screaming for sweets in the sweet aisle, biscuits in the biscuit
aisle; and for fruit, cereal and pop in the other aisles.
Meanwhile, Granddad is working his way around, saying in a controlled
voice,
"Easy, William, we won't be long, easy, boy."
Another outburst, and she hears the granddad calmly say, "It's okay,
William, just a couple more minutes and we'll be out of here. Hang in
there,
boy."
At the checkout, the little terror is throwing items out of the cart, and
Granddad says again in a controlled voice, "William, William, relax buddy,
don't get upset. We'll be home in five minutes; stay cool, William."
Very impressed, the woman goes outside where the grandfather is loading his
groceries and the boy into the car. She said to the elderly gentleman,
"It's none of my business, but you were amazing in there. I don't know how
you did it. That whole time, you kept your composure, and no matter how
loud
and disruptive he got, you just calmly kept saying things would be okay.
William is very lucky to have you as his grandpa.."
"Thanks," said the grandfather, "but I'm William .......the little shit's
name is Kevin."

ARIANNA HUFFINGTON (24:24): I'd love [Michelle] to be more [like] Eleanor Roosevelt right now, because the country needs an Eleanor Roosevelt who's going to go around and at the same time that she's doing fundraisers in Beverly Hills and Bel Air, she should go to South Central [Los Angeles], I mean, if I were Michelle Obama right now, I would not go anywhere for a fundraiser without going and seeing the places where there is pain, where there is struggle, where there is homelessness, where there is unemployment. http://weaselzippers.us/ 1-16-12…thought I might tell you that Arianna is worth 35,000,000.00. Yeah that is 35 MILLION dollars. She lives in a 9,000 sq. ft. house in an exclusive LA area called Brentwood. Ain’t that kinda uhhhhh hypocritical?

Allen West: War is Hell (Responds to "Urinegate")
Weekly Standard via Drudge Rep. Allen West (R-Fla.), a former Army lieutenant colonel, sends THE WEEKLY STANDARD an email commenting on the Marines' video, and has given us permission to publish it.“I have sat back and assessed the incident with the video of our Marines urinating on Taliban corpses. I do not recall any self-righteous indignation when our Delta snipers Shugart and Gordon had their bodies dragged through Mogadishu. Neither do I recall media outrage and condemnation of our Blackwater security contractors being killed, their bodies burned, and hung from a bridge in Fallujah.“All these over-emotional pundits and armchair quarterbacks need to chill. Does anyone remember the two Soldiers from the 101st Airborne Division who were beheaded and gutted in Iraq?“The Marines were wrong. Give them a maximum punishment under field grade level Article 15 (non-judicial punishment), place a General Officer level letter of reprimand in their personnel file, and have them in full dress uniform stand before their Battalion, each personally apologize to God, Country, and Corps videotaped and conclude by singing the full US Marine Corps Hymn without a teleprompter.“As for everyone else, unless you have been shot at by the Taliban, shut your mouth, war is hell.”

But however when this picture was posted boy did the world get upset. I remember when the Iraqis hung several soldiers upside down burned beyond recognition. Gee no one said a word about that! No one said how deplorable that was. Maybe it was just a "part of war." No one condemned the Iraqi people. Now this picture surfaces and the world goes NUTS! Those Americans defiled our dead? Hypocrisy! Good job marines. That is what I have to say about that. You don't like it email me we will discuss it.

Liberals look on this picture with pride! Oh ya they are for this stuff that happened at the Occupy Wall Street. I looked and looked and couldn't find one person that complained about this picture, and the destruction of public property.

That ought to get you thinking?

When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work, because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that is the beginning of the end of any nation.

What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity, by legislating the wealth out of prosperity.

LIE!!!

They sent my Tax Return back AGAIN because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"
I replied -
"12 million illegal immigrants;
"3 million crack heads;
"42 million unemployable people on food stamps,
"2 million criminals in over 243 prisons;
"Half of Mexico; and
"535 fools in the U.S. House and Senate.”
Apparently this was not an acceptable answer.

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the
archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"
going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test
Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused.."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For
example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and
wealth, while
southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a
continent
of white people, and over there is a continent of black people.
Balance
in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will
be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered
in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land
area and said, "What's that one?">
"That's North Dakota, the most glorious place on earth. There
are beautiful rolling prairies, rivers and streams, hills, and
plains. The
people from North Dakota are going to be handsome, modest,
intelligent, and
humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be
extremely
sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and
producers of
good things."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But
what about balance, God? You said there would be balance.">
God smiled, "I will create Washington, D.C. Wait till you see the
idiots I put there."