My sister-in-law was here recently. Just a few pics of her and our family.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

You have to have your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.

You know you live in an Upside-down Land if...

You can get arrested for expired tags on your car but not for being in the country illegally.

A man  was eating breakfast with his 13-year-old granddaughter and he asked her, "What day is the 20th of February?"
She said "It's President's Day!"
She is a smart kid.
He asked "What does President's Day mean?"
He was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln .... etc.
She replied,
"President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

Stolen identity...

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.


TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.


TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus.

She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her.

She immediately moved to another seat.

This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again.

The man seemed more amused.

When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing

She complained to the driver and he had the man arrested.

The case came up in court.

The judge asked the man (about 20 years old)

What he had to say for himself.

The man replied,

'Well your Honor, it was like this:

When the lady got on the bus,

I couldn't help but notice her condition.

She sat down under a sign that said,

'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.

Then she moved and sat under a sign that said,

'Logan's Liniment will reduce the swelling,' and I had to smile.

Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said

'William's Big Stick Did the Trick,' and I could hardly contain myself

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time

And sat under a sign that said,

'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'

(CNN) – She's known to take discreet trips to Target and Baskin-Robbins, but first lady Michelle Obama said Thursday she'd still like more freedom to get out of the White House. "Sometimes we can't sneak out often on our own without security and motorcades and people with us," Obama said at a "Take your Child to Work Day" held at the White House. She was explaining what she would change about being the nation's first lady. "It is hard to sneak around and do what you want," Obama continued. "I have done it a couple of times. But you know one fantasy I have, and the Secret Service they keep looking at me because they think I might actually do it, is to walk right out the front door and just keep walking." Pssssst hey michelle I don’t blame you on that. I have a fantasy too. For you to walk out of the White House but take your husband with you and keeeeep on walking. http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2012/04/26/michelle-obamas-white-house-fantasy/

Whew!!

"Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine."—Anonymous

interesting fix.

So now how long will it take the main street media to pick up on this? Kinda racist don't you think?

Cool Pic.

You pick up a hitchhiker... A beautiful girl

Suddenly she faints inside your truck and you take her to the hospital.

Now that's stressful.

But at the hospital, they say she is pregnant &

congratulate you that you're going to be a father.

You say that you are not the father, but the girl says you are

This is getting very stressful!

You request a DNA test to prove that you are not the father.

After the tests are completed,

the doctor says the test shows you're infertile,

and probably have been since birth.

You're extremely stressed but relieved.

On your way back home, you think about your 5 kids at home.

Now that's stress!

Three boys are in the school yard bragging about

their fathers.

The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words

on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem,

they give him $50.'

The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad

scribbles a few words on piece of paper,

he calls it a song, they give him $100.'

The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad

scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,

he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to

collect all the money!'

How sick!! What have we become?

A police recruit was asked during the exam,

'What would you do if you had to arrest your own

mother?'

He answered, 'Call for backup.'

Attending a wedding for the first time, a little girl

whispered to her mother,

'Why is the bride dressed in white?''

The mother replied, 'Because white is the color

of happiness,

and today is the happiest day of her life.'

The child thought about this for a moment then said,

'So why is the groom wearing black?'

Stolen identity.

Ooooooo a bug!

She was Soooooooo Blonde!

When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

She was Soooooooo Blonde

She studied for a blood test.

She sold the car for gas money.

When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead

When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

I bet that hurt.

She was Soooooooo Blonde

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She thought General Motors was in the army.

She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She was Soooooooo Blonde!

She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

Now THAT"S pancake mix.

Dreams of days gone by.

An old girlfriend hehehe.