Three boys are in the school yard bragging about

their fathers.

The first boy says, 'My Dad scribbles a few words

on a piece of paper, he calls it a poem,

they give him $50.'

The second boy says, 'That's nothing. My Dad

scribbles a few words on piece of paper,

he calls it a song, they give him $100.'

The third boy says, 'I got you both beat. My Dad

scribbles a few words on a piece of paper,

he calls it a sermon, and it takes eight people to

collect all the money!'