A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy more tunnel.

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. ~ Plato

Help someone in when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they are in trouble again.

Trying to reform an Obama supporter is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end.

Money can't buy happiness but it does feel better to cry in a Mercedes than riding on a bycycle.

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is to stop digging.

If we got one-tenth of what was promised to us in these acceptance speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement to go to heaven. ~ Will Rogers

Not real just a doll but ain't it cute?

Today the US Supreme Court cited with the Obama administration to institute Obamacare. The sad thing is that the court said this was a tax. Obama says it isn't a tax. Who do you think is lying?

Egypt’s Constitution should be based on the Koran and Sharia law, presidential candidate from the Muslim Brotherhood Islamist movement Mohamed Morsi said. “The Koran is our constitution, the Prophet is our leader, jihad is our path and death in the name of Allah is our goal,” Morsi said in his election speech before Cairo University students on Saturday night. “Today we can establish Sharia law because our nation will acquire well-being only with Islam and Sharia. The Muslim Brothers and the Freedom and Justice Party will be the conductors of these goals,” he said. http://english.ruvr.ru/2012_05_13/74584752/?tw_p=twt….Pssst I told you so didn’t I?

The three Amigos!!

Was it someone's birthday??

Awesome!

For real folks for real!!

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement ..

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Just dolls folks.

A man picked a new primary

care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests,

he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (sixtyish)

A little concerned about that comment,

He couldn't resist asking him,

'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

The doctor responded by asking,

'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' He replied . . . 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

He said, 'Not much since my former doctor said

that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun,

like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' He said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble,

go on vacations or have a lot of sex?

'No,' He said.

He looked at the man and said, . . .

'Then, why do you even give a shit ? "

They say that during sex you burn off as many Calories as running 8 miles.Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

This guy is awesome more wood chip art.

A penny saved is

a government oversight.

It is good to be a woman:

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don 't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don 't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway.

When your family or friends cannot explain why they voted Democrat, give
them this list. Then they can then pick a reason from this "TOP 12"..

whew!!

You can go to this ladies website and see tons of these little dolls they really look real.

"The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property."  (Karl Marx)

"That government is best which governs the least, because its people will discipline themselves."  (Thomas Jefferson)

My grandson what a character.