An attractive blonde from
Ireland , arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated
and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said,
"I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude.
With that, she stripped completely, rolled the dice and with an Irish
brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes!
Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers , picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumb-founded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching the dice.”
*MORAL OF THE STORY *
Not all Irish are drunks; not all blondes are dumb... but all men... are
men!