A man picked a new primary

care doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests,

he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (sixtyish)

A little concerned about that comment,

He couldn't resist asking him,

'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

The doctor responded by asking,

'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?'

'Oh no,' He replied . . . 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

He said, 'Not much since my former doctor said

that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun,

like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' He said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble,

go on vacations or have a lot of sex?

'No,' He said.

He looked at the man and said, . . .

'Then, why do you even give a shit ? "