Former Speaker of the House and current Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi told an audience of more than 600 college students last week that President Obama has signed many “expansions of freedom” into law since he took office in 2008. Pelosi, speaking at a youth conference hosted by the George Soros funded Campus Progress, said the President’s work with health care best illustrates his agenda to increase civil liberties for American citizens. “Central to all is the Affordable Care Act, which we think is about life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness,” said Pelosi. “A healthier life, for liberty, to pursue your happiness.” (Well the diamondbackster wants to say something about this "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness." That term is actually found in one of our founding documents. So Pelosi is using this phrase concerning the affordable care act. What is interesting is that why can't millionaires and billionaires pursue their "life, liberty and pursuit of happiness?" They want to tax them more! Don't make sense to me for sure.


http://www.campusreform.org/blog/?ID=3105

I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape,

so I got my doctor's permission to

join a fitness club and start exercising.

I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.

I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour. But,

by the time I got my leotards on,

the class was over.

A blonde goes to the vet with her goldfish.

"I think it's got epilepsy," she tells the vet.

The vet takes a look and says, "It seems calm enough to me."

The blonde says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet!"

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?

Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.

ewwwww

And just think this idiot will have to wear this forever.

Glad i never did this crap heheh.

Original Chinese Proverb

“Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish… and you feed him for a lifetime.”

Latest Chinese Proverb

“Give a man a welfare check, a cell phone, cash for his clunker, food stamps, section 8 housing, Medicaid,

99 weeks of unemployment checks, a 40-ounce malt liquor, needles, drugs, contraceptives and designer

Air Jordan shoes… and he will vote Democrat for a lifetime.

 

RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE

 It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job.  It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.  It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other or you could end up dead.

Go to the government web site to check this out. Hmmm I wonder why the president is not signing an initiative for oh let's say mexican americans, german americans, native americans, or white americans? Could it be because he is racist? If a white president did this for caucasians he would be called a racist, why not call the president racist?

Shake down!!

By the way i am not against muslims...just the bad ones.

For realllll can you believe this check?

What in the world is this?

Jay Leno: Obama says his campaign is still about hope. So we’ve gone from ‘Hope & Change’ to ‘No Change, Just Keep Hoping.’

Jay Leno: “The Obama campaign keeps pressure on Mitt Romney to release more tax returns. Today Obama agreed to release 10 years of birth certificates.”

There ya go I fixed my bed finally!!

It is interesting how the Muslims kill their own people. I have never understood this. Soooo in this blessed month of Ramadan they are killing each other. Christians don't do this do they?