How Dry is it ?...

They caught a 20 lb catfish that had ticks on it.

Just this week, a fire hydrant was seen bribing a dog.

It's so dry that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling

And the Methodists are using wet-wipes

The Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks,

and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water.