Yaaaa oh for sure sooo you are going to remember who is "naughty" and who is "nice?" Let me guess the republicans are naughty and the democrats are nice? So you are going to punish the repubs and reward the demos? Heheheh what a joke! You idiot!

Hmmm.

MMMMM smoked turkey

The thanksgiving cookmeister!

Yoga and drunkeness do compliment each other!



A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said,
"You have been a good cat all these years.
Anything you want is yours for the asking."
The cat thought for a minute and then said "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."
God said, "Say no more."
Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."
God answered,
"It is done." All the mice had beautiful roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.... God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little 'Meals on Wheels' you have been sending over are delicious."

A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a
man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.
"No," he says, "The seat is empty." "This is incredible," said the man.
"Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl,
the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?" He says:
"Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my
wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we haven't been
to together since we got married in 1967." "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or
relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?". The man shakes his
head. "No, they're all at the funeral."

Yoga and drunkeness do have something in common.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Thanks Brooke!

Drunkeness and Yoga go hand in hand.