LOL you asked for i give it to you!!!

Hmmm M&M's oh yeah heheh

Hmmm someone I want to date heheh!!

And for those of you that just love my people of walmart heheh!!

How ingenious!!

Ohhhhh ya it is!

The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married - Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara, and of course Opie - all single.
The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk. 

Someone ain't gonna like this hehehe.

Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they call their sergeant on his cell phone. 

"Hello Sarge.

"Yes.

"It looks like we have a homicide here. 

"What happened?"

"A woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor she had just mopped."

"Have you placed her under arrest?"

"No sir. The floor is still wet. "

THESE ARE REALLY GOOD!!