Okie dokie, here is some information on this silly immigration problem. You know this is very simple, just CLOSE THE BORDERS!! See we got that solved when that is done. Now how hard is that to figure out. It is illegal to be in this country without the proper paperwork done. Simple eh?? Well let me see if i understand these demonstrations that happened across the country in the last several weeks. Let's say I break into your house. Let's say when you discover me in your home you insist that I leave. But I say, "I have made all the beds, washed the dishes, washed the laundry and swept the floors. I have done all the things that you don't like to do. I am hard working, and honest....except for that part of breaking into your house. Not only must you let me stay, you must add me to your family's insurance plan and provide other benefits for me and my family. My husband will do your yard work for he too is honest and hard working...except for that breaking in thing. "If you try to call the police or throw me out I will call my friends who will picket your house carrying signs that proclaim my right to be here. It's only fair, after all, because you have a nicer house than I do, and I'm just trying to better myself. I'm honest and hard working.......ummmm except for that breaking in thing. "Besides what a deal for me! I live in your house,contributing only a fraction of the cost of my keep, and there is nothing that you can do about it without being accused of selfishness, prejudice and being an anti-housebreaker! Sound insane? Did I miss anything here???

oh you will like this one!!!

God Bless Our Marines

Two Arabs board a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff a Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked off his shoes, and wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab near the window said, "I need to get up and get a coke." "Don't get up," said the Marine, "I'm in the aisle seat, I will get it for you." As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up one of the Marine's shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, "That looks good, I would really like one too." Again the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other Arab picked up the other Marine's shoe and spat in it. When he returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane landed the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes? The Marines will always win!!