A Japanese doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we

can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him out

looking for work in just six weeks."Â

A German doctor says, "That is nothing. We can take a lung out of one

person, put it in another, and have him out looking for work in just

four weeks."

A British doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced we can

take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have both of

them out looking for work in two weeks."

The American doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "You guys are way

behind. We are about to take a woman with no brains and only half a

heart, and send her to Washington where she will become President, and

then half the country will be out looking for work in just one week."