Customer: I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and I can't get through, can you help?
Operator: Where did you get that number, sir?
Customer: It's on the door to your business.
Operator: Sir that is the hours we are open.

Tech Support: Okay at the bottom left side of your screen, can you see the "Ok" button displayed? Customer: Wow! How can you see my screen from there?