I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better

job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and

I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers

and thieves. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if

it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt

away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.