If four out of five people suffer from diarrhea...does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? If people from Poland are called Poles they why aren't people from Holland called Holes? If FedEx and UPS were to merge..would it be called FedUp? I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what Chinese people do, feed their babies with toothpicks?